So I owe a lot of money to some.....frankly unreasonable Koreans.

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01/14/2015 at 13:35 • Filed to: None

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long story short it seems like the best way for me to come up with this money is to sell the Pilot and buy something cheaper, so now I've decided to get the greatest American, FWD, forced induction car money can buy.......

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.....Monte Carlo SS Intimidator.

That's right, I'm calling this a better car than your precious ST fap fodder.

Because it is.


DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Your boy, BJR
01/14/2015 at 13:37

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Isn't that basically just an Impala SS/LaCrosse Super?


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/14/2015 at 13:40

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it's a 2 door impala SS

lacrosse super was the later V8 one.

This is more Regal GS


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/14/2015 at 13:40

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I think that version is pre-Lacrosse.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Your boy, BJR
01/14/2015 at 13:40

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Uh, the Intimidator wasn't forced induction. That'd be the Dale Jr. Edition which was red only or the Tony Stewart Edition after that.

/lawyered


Kinja'd!!! whoarder is tellurium > Your boy, BJR
01/14/2015 at 13:41

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Yay for appearance packages. Enjoy that 3.8 of fury. I think they were around 200hp that year too.


Kinja'd!!! Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Your boy, BJR
01/14/2015 at 13:41

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Nice try.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Your boy, BJR
01/14/2015 at 13:41

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The Pilot and that gen Monte probably handle about the same, so no harm done.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Party-vi
01/14/2015 at 13:43

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I looked at a yellow SC'd intimidator pace car last night doe.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Your boy, BJR
01/14/2015 at 13:43

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This is why you don't deal with the Korean mob.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > whoarder is tellurium
01/14/2015 at 13:45

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fuck yeah.

The Monte Carlo name name alone makes up for any downsides the car may have


Kinja'd!!! whoarder is tellurium > Sam
01/14/2015 at 13:46

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Hopefully they're South Korean. Otherwise he may not live long(er) if northies


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Sam
01/14/2015 at 13:49

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Korean mob- SIGNIFICANTLY more compitent than Korean gov't


Kinja'd!!! 44444444444 > Your boy, BJR
01/14/2015 at 13:53

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Volvo S60. Better than any of those. Can be acquired in:

220hp LPT

250hp T5

300hp R.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Your boy, BJR
01/14/2015 at 13:56

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One of these? It's a 2002 model non-Intimidator and had a L36 engine stock. SC may have been added later but they didn't leave the factory like that.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > 44444444444
01/14/2015 at 13:58

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Would rather pay a chevy repair bill than a Volvo repair bill.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Party-vi
01/14/2015 at 14:01

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yeah well that's just like.....your opinion, man


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Your boy, BJR
01/14/2015 at 14:01

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I've always had a soft spot for those. Any W-Body car really as long as it has some form of the 3800.


Kinja'd!!! 44444444444 > Your boy, BJR
01/14/2015 at 14:03

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I understand that sentiment.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Your boy, BJR
01/14/2015 at 14:04

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Don't dude me brah.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Party-vi
01/14/2015 at 14:06

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don't brah me, dude.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Your boy, BJR
01/14/2015 at 14:24

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So, how did you manage to get in trouble with the Kkangpae ?


Kinja'd!!! Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Your boy, BJR
01/14/2015 at 15:18

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We need to know the story of how you became underwater with the Koreans? or is it don't ask don't tell?


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR
01/14/2015 at 20:48

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That car is very you. Throw a Cadillac grill and badges on it and call it good.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
01/14/2015 at 20:58

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fun fact- the one I'm looking at to buy has chrome Seville STS wheels